Salesman

Kapanane onok Salesman Vaccum Cleaner teko nhik omahku.
Ewangku durung sempet ngomong opo-opo moro-moro salesman iku
mau langsung nyebarno tembelek wedhus ndhik karpet.
Jarene ngene ”Wis pokoke buk, lek sampek vaccum cleanerku iki gak
isok nyedot, tak jamin tak emploke sithok-sithok tembeleke wedhus iku.”

Jare ewangku ”Peno kepingin didhulit sambel tha ngemploke ?”.
”Lho opoko masalae ?” salesmane takok.
”Lha peno gak ndhelok tha saiki lampu mati ...”